well. i was gonna do that 500 questions. but i'm too damn lazy. i'm getting to lazy to blog anymore. nothing happens. exciting. EVER. so i'm gonna go watch tv, get fat, and pity myself til i blog a good one.

well it's now 10:47 and i have not done any homework all weekend. i have about half a math book, piles of french, a couple computers sheets, a few pics for art, a *ahem* ton of english. literally. a history essay, seven swans-a-swimming, science, music theory, science project, geography and a partridge in a pear tree. all due tomorrow. am i going to do any of it? no. not yet. i need to calculate.
*calculates*

math takes: 1.5 hours
math detention: 1 hour

french takes: 2-3 hours
french detention: 1.5 hours

computers takes: 5 minutes
computers detention: 5 minutes

art takes: bad mark-10 minutes, good mark-2 hours
art detention: that doesn't exist

english takes: 3-4 hours
english detention: seeing as it will be about my 100th english detention, an hour each day of the week

history: half hour
history detention: 20 minutes

science: 2 minutes
science detention: half hour
science project: 5 days
science detention for project: none but 50% off the mark

geography: 15 minutes
geography detention: half hour

so let's say i do all of it and do it well, it should take roughly 5days 11hours 22minutes. and if i don't do it well, it'll take me around 7hours 32minutes. if i do none of it, i'll serve detention for 7hours 55minutes. if i do it all, i'll be done on friday. if i do it badly, i'll be done at 6:55am leaving me with no sleep.

now i can definitly finish computers, history, science and geography in an hour. done that at 12. when i finish math it'll be 1:30. i'll zoom through art doing an okay job by 2. i must finish english so i'll do that and be done by 5. now all i need to do is science project, french and sleep. i have to get up at 6 to go to school. i'll get up and 7 and rush. giving me two hours of sleep. we have enough class time so i'll finish french during the day. and fuck the science project.

well here i go. starting. NOW!

quickly now, i'm going to go have fun with my best friends! ok i'm so happy i'm here. scared for nothing. and me et jeff's plan thing worked.

*everyone walks in from wherever they were*

everyone: hey jeff. whatcha doing?

jeff: watching some TV. nothing's on though. this sucks. TV sucks.

me: yeah i only thought TV sucked in canada.

marchie: wait. KATHALYNN?!?

*turns chair around* me: HEY GUYS!

it was sooo amazing. i was so happy. i miss everyone so so much. and now i get to spend two amazing weeks with them. they are possibly my best friends ever. and it's great.

i didn't plan on waking up so late. even though i find this time usually too early. now my day's going to be very rushed.

-wake up√

-breakfast√

-shower√

-brush teeth√

-pack√

-lunch√

-finish packing√

-call marx and everybody else to say goodbye√

-post√

them i'm gone.

two more days until le march break. and 3 more until france!!! i'm soooo happy. i havn't told anybody i'm coming except the parents and jeff. it'll be a surprise. they'll pick me up and take me to the house. if all goes well, they won't be home yet. so i'll chill on the chair watching TV with jeff. this chair is huge so you can't tell if anybody is sitting on it unless you walk around and look. so they won't see me, heh, and jeff'll say something like "hey guys. man there's nothing on TV." and [knowing them] they'll be like "i know i hate when that happens." here's the good part. without getting up or turning around or anything, i'll be like "yeah i mean i thought only canada was like this." and they'll take a moment, realize that somebody sitting in big chair [we made up that name a loooooong time ago], and then finally. they shall recognize my voice. i'm so excited it's been almost a year. i miss everyone over there so much. now why are the days moving so slowly...

behold for i take many quizzes.

basically i'm 1% nerd, 99% not. 98% weird...meaning, very weird. and 3% cool [not a loser]. go me.

my glowstick exploded. i have greenish liquid on my hands now. they glow in the dark. and my tissue has greenish polka dots. i just ripped it in half. yay glowsticks.

jane you ignorant slut. hahahahahahahaha. c'mon you gotta know where that's from!

i skipped school today with marx. who cares if it wasn't called a snow day. in our minds, yes. yes it was. it was the best fake-snow-day i've ever had. also the only one. we called up this girl, annika. she likes marx. but he hates her. i'm not fond of her either. i like her name. but not her. she was pretty mean to me. still is. she pretends she's my friend sometimes. so don't say i'm a bitch for this phone call.
hey is this annika?
uh yeah. who's this?
it's kathy.
oh...hello. i'm guessing you stayed home from school.
yep, you too.
obviously. i'm sickish.
oh that's too bad. anywho, do you still like marx?
yeah. hey can i ask you a favour?
sure why not.
ok. do you know who marx likes?
yeah.
ummm, is it me?
no. he kind of hates you.
oh. bye.
that should get her back for...well, i won't go into details. so then we watched the village and napoleon dynamite. we went outside and soaked ourselves in the snow. we had a snowball fight with his dog. we would toss snow on him and he would bite us. and by 'bite us' i mean run around and roll in the snow. so he enjoyed it. then we went back into his basement. things got real freaky then. real freakin naughty. no. we watched dodgeball though. after a while i came home.

everyone is wondering what's wrong with me since i'm doing the quiet in school thing. haha. they told me i should call into what's wrong with you on the dean blundell show. i love it how they think i've decided to be perfect. it amuses me. but i don't think i'll last that long.

katie's header still isn't working. she made a really good one. she makes most of mind actually. she made my current one. she's good. in return, i let her store her pictures in my photobucket account. click the link below to see a small version of the header that she's trying to make work. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/kathalynn/leglossdeux.bmp